*Certified, NOT a 40 year-old man!*
My name is Kiana, I'm 17, and like a coconut, I am tan and hairy on the outside, White on the inside.
Hope you enjoy! Or not, whatever floats your boat, man
hey, if you like soccer ((or as it's known to some, football/fútbol/fußball/that game where 22 men kick a ball around and at the end the Germans win)), I'll probably think you're the coolest thing since Leonardo DiCaprio, FC Bayern Munich, Germany NT, Houston Dynamo, Steven Gerrard, Fernando Torres, Miroslav Klose, Woj! Szeczczcesny, USWNT, or the USMNT! And even if you don't, it's all good. you'll get there after seeing hot abs (and ass!) on your dash 24/7