Neuer Saw it Coming
**Perpetually Under construction**
*Certified, NOT a 40 year-old man!*

My name is Kiana, I'm 18 (???????), and like a coconut, I am tan and hairy on the outside, White on the inside.

Hope you enjoy! Or not, whatever floats your boat, dude.

hey, if you like soccer ((otherwise known as: football/fútbol/fußball/that game where 22 men kick a ball around and at the end the Germans win)), I'll probably think you're the coolest thing since Leonardo DiCaprio, Bayern Munich, Germany, Arctic Monkeys, René Magritte, Houston Dynamo, Steven Gerrard, Fernando Torres, Miroslav Klose, Woj! Szeczczcszcszzcesny, or Andy Murray! Even if you don't, it's all good. you'll get there after seeing hot abs (and ass!) on your dash 24/7

so... did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge
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religiousmom:

butnotfreeman:

religiousmom:

the cigarette thing in the fault in our stars is so dumb you are wasting your money on an industry that is one of the largest causes of cancer just so you can make some lame ass far fetched metaphor

NO YOU ARE INCORRECT AND CLOSE MINDED ON SO MANY LEVELS

are you suggesting that it is close minded to say that cigarettes are a leading cause of cancer

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