Neuer Saw it Coming
**Perpetually Under construction**
*Certified, NOT a 40 year-old man!*

My name is Kiana, I'm 18 (???????), and like a coconut, I am tan and hairy on the outside, White on the inside.

Hope you enjoy! Or not, whatever floats your boat, dude.

hey, if you like soccer ((otherwise known as: football/fútbol/fußball/that game where 22 men kick a ball around and at the end the Germans win)), I'll probably think you're the coolest thing since Leonardo DiCaprio, Bayern Munich, Germany, Arctic Monkeys, René Magritte, Houston Dynamo, Steven Gerrard, Fernando Torres, Miroslav Klose, Woj! Szeczczcszcszzcesny, or Andy Murray! Even if you don't, it's all good. you'll get there after seeing hot abs (and ass!) on your dash 24/7

so... did you see that ludicrous display last night?

sometimes i’m sad but then i remember my teams are brilliant and i then i’m not as sad anymore